As the weather turns colder, and the leaves turn colour, people turn their attentions to mums and pumpkins, Halloween and Thanksgiving. The holidays are coming.
For many, Halloween is a month of scary decorations, scary and silly costumes, candy, masquerades, and trick-or-treating. The funny thing is, as I finished writing that previous sentence, AMC aired a commercial for its Halloweenfest ’09. Six days of horror movies, ending with George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. A classic horror film that, sadly, I’ve never seen. Perhaps this year, I can change that.
Now I’m sure we all have traditions that we make sure to observe every year. Be it movies to watch, haunted houses to visit, stories to tell, or friends to scare. Jenn (my wife) and I have been to the haunted houses. We even went to Spooky World eight years ago now. We met David Carradine, stood speechless before him, and got a picture of him from Kung Fu signed. I remember him looking old, kind of bored, and smoking a cigar. He is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of that place. Upon further pondering, I inevitably remember more bits and pieces of the place.
For those that don’t know, Spooky World is a Halloween theme park. It was originally at Foxboro Stadium in Foxboro, MA (former home of the New England Patriots). It boasts I believe 8 different haunted attractions, and always has at least two celebrity guests. Cain Hodder who played Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th series was always there. The other that I remember being a frequent guest was Lou Ferrigno. People would pay somewhere around $35 to get in to the park which would let them access all of the haunted houses. The attractions were rated on a fright scale of I believe 1-5, with 5 being the most scary. There were also concessions with hot chocolate, hot cider, and hot coffee to help keep you warm. I’m pretty sure they also had food like popcorn and candy/caramel apples.
I think it was somewhere around the middle of the month, so it was still quite cold. The parking lot used to be grass but now was mostly just hardened mud and dirt. The grounds themselves were dirt with hay thrown here and there. We got some hot chocolate, and went through a couple of the houses; they were probably rated 3 or 4. Not scary at all—to us at least. There were of course, plenty of people screaming around us when ghouls, ghosts, and various hideous-looking undead things popped out from the darkness. We just laughed at them; the actors and the screamers. That was the only time we went; mostly because of the cost and travel time; also, because I believe a year or two later, it closed down.
Now the fact that Spooky World had closed was not really a problem. There were plenty of locales we could go to if we wanted to have fun. One year we went to Winnekenni Castle in Haverhill, MA. That was truly a fun time. The castle had a big bonfire out front for people to keep warm in the chilled October nights. There were several “exhibits” to have fun with, but the one that I’ve always remembered was one that started in the castle, but took you outside. We got to walk through the woods (which wasn’t that scary, even for the regular people) and through some nifty tunnels. At one point we ended up crawling up a small hill through a tunnel, and I was grabbing my then-girlfriend’s bottom. She kindly yelled at me in that way that lovers do, and of course I played innocent, pretending to not know what she was talking about. Then I looked behind me and saw a couple of people laughing at our antics. I love my wife.
We went back last year and met up with Jenn’s sister, her boyfriend, and the two girls she used to babysit that lived next door. Sadly things had changed over the years. The bonfire was still there, the creepy characters were still roaming about the grounds stalking, staring and scaring people. Still, it felt like something was missing. I think it was partly the company, and partly the fact that the employees didn’t seem to have their hearts in the spirit of things.
None of the actors seemed to be really enjoying themselves. The hayride we went on was very tame; the only down side was two guys with chainsaws that followed us the entire way, smoking us out with the exhaust. They had a laser tag game in a tent outside where the guns barely worked. And there was a walk through the forest and into the castle where you needed to use 3-D glasses at certain points. The effect was kind of cool, and the only disturbing part was walking through a pitch section inside the castle. You literally could not see 2 inches in front of you. Other than that, it was really quite boring. I’d say the most fun we had was sitting in front of the bonfire keeping warm and eating some rather unpleasant apple crisp.
Sometime during our first two years together, we made a visit to Hammond Castle. Yes, folks, here on the North Shore of Massachusetts we do have castles. Three come to mind. Maybe I’ll go into that in a later post. Now a quick history on Hammond Castle:
John Hays Hammond, Jr. built his medieval-style castle between the years 1926 and 1929 to serve both as his home and as a backdrop for his collection of Roman, medieval, and Renaissance artifacts. In addition, the building housed the Hammond Research Corporation, from which Dr. Hammond produced over 400 patents and the ideas for over 800 inventions. Second only to Thomas Alva Edison in number of patents, John Hammond was one of America’s premier inventors. His most important work was the development of remote control via radio waves, which earned him the title, “The Father of Remote Control.”
That is taken directly from the website, by the way. So you can be assured I’m not making things up. The castle itself is really quite amazing, and it’s currently being worked on so they can open up more of it. We’ve been to the castle twice for Halloween; once last year, and once many years prior. Yes, we did a lot when we were dating.
Now there is a very small parking lot that will hold about 20 vehicles. They advise parking at Stage Fort Park and taking a bus to get to and from the castle. I imagine this was our mode of transport that first year. Now this place is very, very popular, and is only open for a short time in October. Because of this, you can sometimes wait outside in the cold for up to an hour just to buy your tickets. Don’t worry, though. It’s not that boring. Once you get down the stairs that lead to the castle itself, they have some vendors supplying hot chocolate, pretzels, and kettle corn. I think they might have a couple of other things to eat, too, but can’t remember anymore.
Now it’s quite cold here in late October, and the house is right on the Atlantic Coast (just to give you an idea). If it’s a very busy night, you can be standing outside for at least an hour before you get “into” the castle. When you actually in the courtyard waiting to buy your ticket (and waiting to get in after) there’s an amusing little man wandering around, pretending to be Dr. Lecter. It’s funny.
Now, I could go on about what it was like at the castle, but I don’t want to spoil it for anyone who might come for a visit. You get lead through the castle by silent, undead guards. They take you through almost all of it (they were working on some last year to prepare for this summer’s opening), where ghouls, ghosts, and other creeps scare the unwary. For those who are scared easily, it’s a really fun time. The bonus is also the castle. They keep the medieval décor, so even without the Halloween, it’s still a really fun and interesting place to visit.
Then there’s Salem: one of the oldest and most famous cities in the entire country. Known mostly for its witch trials, there are several museums dedicated to them, and monuments all over town, reflecting the original Puritan settlers.
For Halloween, the entire town turns into one giant party. The museums are open, stores are open, and people are walking all over the downtown area in costume. There are parties everywhere, and tours for everyone to take. There are vendors of all kinds selling food and souvenirs. If you like crowds and massive parties, then this is the place to be on Halloween. Sadly, we are not really into that sort of thing. We went a couple of times—once with friends, and once with her sisters, and we really didn’t have that much fun. But that’s just us; we’re old and boring
Well, since it’s Halloween and it’s now 9:00 PM, I’m going to wrap this up. As a bonus, here’s a link to some pics I took this evening. I hope you enjoy, and don’t worry there’s more of those to come. I’d actually wanted it posted weeks ago, but life gets in the way sometimes. See you all next month.


