Here you shall find random quotes and sayings. These are just things that pop into my head from time to time, that I find amusing. Sometimes, other people do too. I’ve been meaning to make something like this for a while, and here it finally is. Enjoy.
11/22/08
Why do you think it took God seven days to create the universe?
He kept screwing up, so he had to restore from his backups each time.
I still don’t think he got it right.
11/22/08
He kept screwing up, so he had to restore from his backups each time.I still don’t think he got it right.
3/11/09
I don’t make this stuff up. I’m just a conduit to transmit it.
7/26/10
They say, “Life is what happens when you are busy doing other things.” I also say, “Life is what happens to keep you from doing other things.”
8/23/10
Perception is reality.
4/7/11
Nail clippers must have been invented by the Swiss. How else could something so simple have so many uses?
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