Random Quotage

Here you shall find random quotes and sayings.  These are just things that pop into my head from time to time, that I find amusing.  Sometimes, other people do too.  I’ve been meaning to make something like this for a while, and here it finally is.  Enjoy.

11/22/08

Why do you think it took God seven days to create the universe?

He kept screwing up, so he had to restore from his backups each time.

I still don’t think he got it right.

11/22/08

He kept screwing up, so he had to restore from his backups each time.I still don’t think he got it right.

3/11/09

I don’t make this stuff up.  I’m just a conduit to transmit it.

7/26/10

They say, “Life is what happens when you are busy doing other things.”  I also say, “Life is what happens to keep you from doing other things.”

8/23/10

Perception is reality.

 

4/7/11

Nail clippers must have been invented by the Swiss.  How else could something so simple have so many uses?

 

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